After a few festivals i’ve got a few solid gold tips. It would be a crime not to shame them, so lets go, BOOM:<\/p>\n
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Shower ques are long and the showers aren’t nice when you get there. You don’t want to waste precious festival time. Create your own shower and bond with a friend, at the same time with my simple technique.<\/p>\n
***Those aren’t looks of confusion and disgust you’re getting of your fellow campers. They’re looks of envy.***<\/p>\n
This simple technique will literally save you hours of queing. If you were really switched on you could even leave the bottle in the sun to get warm.<\/p>\n
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