- I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
- Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
- Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes
- So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
- What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish.
- I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
