Six Jokes Sunday

  1. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
  2. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
  3. – that’s a site for sore eyes
  4. So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
  5. What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish.
  6. I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

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